That WGA Holiday Party 2017

  • It was a first for me to step into an Uber I didn’t arrange. Is this what fancy people do? Am I fancy?
  • Taking Kurt up to MY SPOT was my opportunity to show HIM around town for once. It also reminded me of my uneasiness with heights.
  • Arm in arm we step up to the plate and give his name. I’m a happy plus one at this party.
  • What do you want to drink? I don’t know. What do you want to drink? No, what do you want to drink? Huh? What do you want to drink? Vodka-Cranberry? NO. Um, whiskey? Are sure? Yeah? What kind? Huh? What kind of whiskey?– we should have figured out a plan before stepping into the club.
  • Hey look it’s JJ! HA! I got you.
  • Let’s count how many people here aren’t white. Now, are they writers? Or a plus one?
  • Cochran? Who? Johnny?
  • The food was cheeses and roasted veggies. Is this what Hollywood eats? Do writers subscribe to being a size 2, too? Gluten free? And here I thought they were the normal ones.
  • Clusters of people who aren’t white. Clusters of safety.
  • How to introduce yourself to a stranger at the WGA Holiday Party:
    • Hey, you look familiar to me. Have we met?
    • Tap on shoulder– You’re a writer! Right? Hi! What do you get to work on?
  • How NOT to introduce yourself to a stranger at the WGA Holiday Party:
    • Are you a plus one?
      • Especially if they are two women– don’t do it. James!
  • Welp. We inadvertently blocked you from the food and now it’s all gone. All is fair in the world?
  • What I said: You work on the Young and the Restless? I loved that one! Every summer in high school and college. That was my jam!
  • What I didn’t say: my heart belonged to Passions. It hooked me in with the creepiness and mystery. It captured me with the sillyness. Teresaaaaaa, you always fuck shit up! Listen to Pilar!
  • And the lights come on. And we’re allllll ugly. Goodnight!
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